I don't think they rock, simply because I got bored shitless trying to read them. I guess that's the point, though (to remind guys of how boring their girlfriends are). I'm just confused as to why "bitch" is censored on that ad?
The ads reminded me of Vicky Pollard:
"No but, yeah but, no but yeah but, is it because you’re doing Teens In Trouble right cause I never not even done nothing or nothing because let me tell you the whole thing right, because Michelle Bingham, who’s a complete bitch anyway has been completely going around saying that I went into Shelley Thackerell’s back, and nicked a bottle of Cinzano, but I never, but I did, but only cause you’re not actually supposed to have alcohol on school grounds, actually and I was gonna give it to Miss Turvey, but I forgot and drank it, and I only got found out cause I was getting off with Asif Shar behind the language lab and I was sick in his mouth."