In terms of the ongoing argument, look at what you quoted monster. I said you can go ahead and do it, but it will make ME laugh. I don't think I've mention (and im too lazy to look back now) that EVERYONE shares my opinion on that. I've simply said I'd laugh at it, and I know a couple of friend who also agree with this view.
or let me re-write that how you'd like it to read:
Dear Great Overlord and Ruler of the Slapnuts/Monster,
My name is DV (your number 1 SlapNut) and I have been a long time fanboi of your NNN clan forums. I visit them on a bi-half hourly basis in hopes that you have replied to one of my meaningless posts. Every reply you post makes a tear drop down my face. Do not be mistaken, I shed it because of pure enjoyment. When you mention words like slapnuts I come close to exploding in my pants. Racing stripes do in fact make cars look way way cooler (and in fact, contrary to popular belief do ad 17 horsepower too). Except on Neons. Everyone shares this opinion this is ofcourse obvious because anyone who doesn't sucks pandas dry for a living. Enclosed in this letter is a picture of me in a kung-fu/tae kwon do/taipei death match stance. I hope you appriciate it, as I am your number one fan.
Thanks for taking the time in reading this letter. I know you are a busy man waxing and polishing your mustang.
All the best,
DV
