When you've got as much experience as I do with skanky hos, you can easily recreate them.
Black and blue are too stylish. You need bright gaudy colors for a hobot. And always, always go for spiked heels.
Lastly, my hobot is a mind controller.
*woo woo woo woo* YOU FIND ME IRRESISTABLE
*woo woo woo woo* ME LOVE YOU LONG AND HARD
*woo woo woo woo* YOU WILL PAY ME THREE DOLLARS